Guess what I got for Christmas? You are never going to believe this. The Carpenter made my only…
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Bottle drive
In the spirit of the Christmas season, I decorated my hatchback car like Rudolph the Red-Nosed…
On thin ice
I have a conspiracy theory related to the freakishly warm winter weather we have been enjoying this…
Life of a spy
The best way to entice your spouse to a night on the town is to compromise on a mutual idea of fun.…
Forget it, Mr. Craig
Daniel Craig didn’t call, in case you were wondering. Based on last week’s column, I am…
‘Smoke on the Water’
I knew the day would come, but I didn’t want to believe it. I certainly didn’t think it…
Plungers ready
Before I even begin, I would like to apologize to the big guy in the Winnipeg Jets jersey that I…
Show me the love
In the days leading up to Feb. 14, I heard a retail expert on a talk show pushing the gifts we all…
Saddle up
Believe it or not, the highlight of my week is the one night I spend sitting in a horse arena. For…
Steer clear
I think we’ve established by now, dear reader, that I think entirely too much about far too…
Hits and misses
Two months into puppy training and I believe this title says it all. One day the four-month-old…
So long, Stompin’ Tom
When I heard Stompin’ Tom Connors had passed, it took me a moment to register the news before…
Spring out of the closet
Well, it finally happened; winter got the best of me. It challenged me to a staring contest and I…
Gender bunny
Don’t ask me how I get myself into these situations, but recently I found myself discussing…
Lucky 13
It is official: I am now the parent of a teenager. You know what this means, right? I am redundant,…