‘Scary’

Dear Editor:

Guess what? Apparently America will not be having anymore gay people; no gay marriages; and when they are finished they will not have any illegal immigrants because they have been tying them all up with chains around their hands and feet and sending them out of America to only God knows where. But they have been kind enough to let all the criminals that stormed their Capital Buildings out of jail!

But maybe America isn’t so bad because although they are calling “The Gulf of Mexico” “The “Gulf of America,” they are nice enough to let Canada and Mexico  leave it as “The Gulf of Mexico.” How sweet. 

Maybe we should join them and call ourselves: “Americanada” or better still: “Canadamerica” or best of all: America “can not ada.” Because what would happen to our one million LGBTQ people in Canada? What about anybody else their president doesn’t like? Scary! Watch who you vote for, Canada.

Christy Doraty,
Fergus