Archived Letter - 810

Dear Editor;

                                May 15, 2022

'Dear Sir or Madam;

Thank you very much for your application to our hallowed
university. No doubt, with perfect marks in math, science
and physics you have the highest academic qualifications
of any student in Ontario; however, I regret to inform you
that your application has been denied. It is a mandatory
requirement of our institution that you complete the sexual
orientation course offered to you in Grade 2.

You may complete this course on line at the link provided
below. Please re-apply upon completion of the course.

Yours truly,
The Board of Governors.'

Jim McClure,
Crieff, Ontario.

Jim McClure