Notice of death

Canada’s favorite son, Democracy, has passed away recently as the result of Dictatorship.

Democracy fought courageously to live while most members of the public slept peacefully. He left behind his lifetime friend and everyone’s revered Justice. He was predeceased by his best friend Good Government. His companion Freedom is not expected to survive much longer as Dictatorship will hasten his demise as the two cannot survive together.

Prior to his demise, Democracy was the most important contributor to the well being of Canada. Democracy will always be missed by those who knew him. Although those who never knew Democracy will suffer the loss more.

Dictator Justin Trudeau officiated at Democracy’s funeral. He instructed pallbearers; Corruption, Tyranny, Socialism, Globalism, Injustice and Treason, to hasten Democracy’s burial so that the sleeping fraction of the public would not notice Democracy’s demise. Screw You Public was the undertaker. Members of the Free Press were banned.

Those members of the public who have been rudely awakened and wish to pay their respect to Democracy may do so by writing Trudeau. Letting him know that his instruction to bury Democracy is unacceptable while Justice and Freedom is still alive!

Jeanette Mazur, Durham