Hair scare

Dear Editor:

I’ve got to trim my hair today. I can’t wait ‘til the month of May. I’ll just cut the sides and back. Clip, clip, clip. Hack, hack, hack.

Darn! I trimmed too close to the scalp! What’ll I do? I need help! I have to hide my messy mistake! I’m stressed out! I’ve got a headache!

Maybe a head band will do the trick. I need it fast! I need it quick! I know! I’ll go to the dollar store! I’ll buy three or four - or maybe more.

If they don’t have what I badly need, My hair will grow like an unwanted weed! In that case, I’ll just grin and bear it And be a long-haired freaky furry ferret.

Sandra Owen, Fergus