Drive-through divorce?

Dear Editor:

RE: Town to offer drive-through marriage service on Sept. 9, Sept. 1.

I read with great glee that there will be a drive-through “marriage service” on Sept. 9 in the town of Erin.

My immediate thought was: “Will there be an Elvis Presley impersonator present”?

And, my cynical reaction was: “I wonder if there will be a drive-through ‘divorce service’ on Feb. 15” (the day after Valentines Day)?

Brian Cameron, Salem