‘Bribe’ ideas

Dear Editor:

A perfect use for the $200 bribe?

After receiving my $200 from Doug Ford and his party I am reminded of an old joke. “If you lone a friend $20 and never see him again, it was money well spent.”

I think I’ll lone Doug Ford $200 and Pierre Poilievre $200. It would be money well spent.

Thomas Althouse,
Fergus